1 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,880 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 2 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:15,840 It has been a long time since my last confession in this church. 3 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:19,000 - Welcome back. - Hawthorne is the name. 4 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,960 Lord Hawthorne? 5 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,280 - You are the talk of the village. - Hardly surprising. 6 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,560 Things are about to become rather more interesting around here. 7 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,480 In what way? 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,800 Important men will visit me and this very church. 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,600 Dignitaries. Even world leaders. 10 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,040 You, vicariously, will become rather important. 11 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,720 You will have the privilege of being at my beck and call 12 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,520 to attend to my spiritual needs. 13 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,360 I will do my best. 14 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,680 As I do for all my parishioners. 15 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,520 Father, you do know who I am? 16 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,120 - Yes. - Then you know how deep my pockets are. 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,840 I will fund a new church roof and whatever else you want. 18 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,800 That's very kind of you. 19 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,720 It's not an act of charity. 20 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,280 It's to show my appreciation for your devotion. 21 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,680 With respect, Lord Hawthorne... 22 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,320 my devotion is not for sale. 23 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,360 Bishop Reynard warned me you might not be amenable. 24 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,040 Too concerned with extracurricular activities. 25 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,720 But I told him we should give you a chance to prove your loyalty. 26 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,640 From now on I suggest 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,000 your first duty is to me. 28 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,360 My first duty is to God. 29 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,360 Please. 30 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,320 Do not smoke. 31 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,920 It is an offence to God's Holy House and Sacrament. 32 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,840 Father, as far as you should be concerned. 33 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,120 I am God. 34 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,280 Just think. 35 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:27,000 The owner of the Daily Enquirer returning to St Mary's. 36 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,600 - Well, he's a role model I suppose. - Indeed. 37 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,320 Pity about the son. 38 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,800 - I can't imagine Lord Hawthorne's shame. - Shame? 39 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,040 Father, do you never read a newspaper? 40 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:43,240 - A different floozy every night apparently. - Father! I'm so glad you could make it. 41 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,760 Uh, meet my son Gabe. Gabe! 42 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,320 Fresh out of Cambridge. 43 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,040 Pleasure, Father. 44 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,520 Mrs McCarthy, parish secretary. 45 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,600 And this gorgeous creature is Margot, my wife. 46 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:56,920 Charmed. 47 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,240 I'm so looking forward to getting to know everyone. 48 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,360 It's an honour 49 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,440 to have you here. 50 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,920 Now if there's anything you need 51 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,760 - anything at all... - We'll let you know. 52 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,920 Father, let me introduce you to my former priest from London. 53 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,200 Father Brown, Father Featherstone. 54 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,800 He could teach you a thing or two. 55 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,240 Father, I do not know how you do it. 56 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,800 Do what exactly? 57 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,960 This place. 58 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:28,520 I'll concede it's aesthetically pleasing, but my goodness it is dull. 59 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,680 Heaven knows how Arthur will cope 60 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,320 so far away from civilisation. 61 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,400 He may enjoy the pace of life here. 62 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,040 Between us, your pace of life is going to change somewhat. 63 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,880 I'm reliably informed that you are the hub of the community. 64 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,480 Oh, I don't know about that. 65 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,256 Though I suppose you could say I am at the heart 66 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,120 of most things that happen in the village. 67 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,840 I should very much like to write for the parish magazine. 68 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,440 I have experience at the Enquirer. 69 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,920 Oh, you write. 70 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,920 Though I can't say I've ever seen your name. 71 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,240 I write Arthur's editorials. 72 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,760 Not that that's common knowledge you understand. 73 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,800 Your secret is safe with me. 74 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,920 And may I ask, what has brought you back to Kembleford? 75 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,800 Entre nous, a health scare of Arthur's. 76 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,920 I insisted on a change of life... 77 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,880 away from Westminster and high society. 78 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,200 Back to his roots, where nothing ever happens. 79 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,480 What are your plans now? 80 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,200 After Cambridge. 81 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,240 Between us, Father, I intend to travel. 82 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,640 To avoid the prying eyes of the British press? 83 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,680 Exactly. No more waking up to slanderous articles. 84 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,040 Oh, you'll be far too busy to disgrace my name any further. 85 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:43,880 I don't understand. 86 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,760 Your time has come, my boy. 87 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,240 Top job is yours. 88 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,600 Aren't you going to thank me? 89 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,520 Thank you. 90 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,640 Would you excuse me? 91 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,440 Detective Inspector Mallory my Lord, Kembleford Police. 92 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,320 Uh, and Sergeant Goodfellow, sir, at your service. 93 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,800 Oh, yes. I've heard good things. 94 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,080 All of them true. 95 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,240 Don't believe we've had the pleasure. 96 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:16,800 Father Brown. 97 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,800 You're not going to preach at me, are you? 98 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,880 Wouldn't dream of it. 99 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,400 - Is it just me or can you smell... - Garlic. 100 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,720 My thoughtless landlady dried my shirt on the line. 101 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,640 Well, good job you're not a vampire then. 102 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,800 I'm not sure I can say the same about our host. 103 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,280 - Not a friend of Lord Hawthorne's? - More of a victim actually. 104 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,360 I see. 105 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,400 Did he print something? 106 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,120 Ruined me, for a few column inches. 107 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,800 Thanks to him I'm what you might call a social pariah. 108 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,640 Which rather begs the question... 109 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,560 why are you here? 110 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,360 Would it help to talk? 111 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,360 I appreciate your concern, Father. 112 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,640 But your God and I are no longer compatible. 113 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,200 "String Quartet in D Major" by Haydn. 114 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,560 Lady Hawthorne? 115 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Is... Is everything alright? 116 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,160 Have you met our former priest, Father Featherstone? 117 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,320 - Oh, delighted to make your acquaintance. - Oh, do I detect a Cork accent? 118 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,680 What a divine place. 119 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:35,040 Yes, well I can hardly disagree with you there. 120 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,720 Tell me, do you find Kembleford as provincial as I do? 121 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,480 Provincial? 122 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,240 I happen to be the parish secretary. 123 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,560 I see. Would you excuse me? 124 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,760 I get the impression that the "top job" isn't your lifetime's ambition. 125 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:55,960 Was it obvious? 126 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,520 Hello, Arthur. 127 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,080 I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest. 128 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,800 Now, if you will excuse me. Ow! 129 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,320 You know exactly who I am. 130 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,280 Inspector... 131 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,520 would you remove this erm... 132 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,000 ...gentleman. 133 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,000 If you don't mind? 134 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,200 Time I left anyway. 135 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,720 Oh, and Arthur. 136 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,200 Your actions, they do have consequences. 137 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,160 Enjoy the party. 138 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,720 Thank you. 139 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,200 Thank you. You have all made me feel very welcome. 140 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,000 Well, almost everyone. 141 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,320 What a terrible waste of a rather fine champagne. 142 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:43,920 Now, as some of you may know, Margot has pushed me out to pasture. 143 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,960 While I will remain as chairman 144 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:52,200 uh, it is time I stepped down as editor of my beloved Enquirer. 145 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:57,000 But it gives me great pleasure to introduce my erm... 146 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 SUCCessor. 147 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,000 Has anyone seen my... 148 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,600 ...Somebody call an ambulance! 149 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,800 You're in good hands, Lord Hawthorne. 150 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,440 - Pressure Sergeant. Pressure. - - Right you are, Father. 151 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,320 Father. 152 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,560 Father, where are you... 153 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,800 Shot must have been taken from here. 154 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,920 So erm, what exactly are we supposed to be looking for? 155 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,280 "FL" 156 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,160 Who's "FL"? 157 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 Who indeed. 158 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,040 I'm fine. 159 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,840 Merely a flesh wound. 160 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,480 Who would do such a thing? 161 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,600 Maybe the man who threw his champagne in my face. 162 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,320 - Have the police caught him yet? - No. 163 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,960 But they've left an officer outside. You're quite safe. 164 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,360 Where were you both during my speech? 165 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,840 I was trying to find Mother. 166 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,320 I had to lie down. Splitting headache. 167 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,720 Oh, what bad timing. 168 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,120 Father. 169 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,240 I'm relieved to see you looking so well. 170 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,720 Uh, would you excuse us? 171 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,800 It... Of course. I must update the press and Winston. 172 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,920 As in Churchill. 173 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,440 ...Thank you for attending to me. 174 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,800 I trust you've had a change of heart? 175 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,520 Rest assured I will support you as much as I can. 176 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,600 Mmm. But? 177 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,840 I must serve my parishioners equally. 178 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:53,960 Therefore I cannot commit to being at your sole beck and call. 179 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,560 Then I seriously advise that you request a transfer. 180 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,760 St Mary's has been my parish for a long time. 181 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,480 Please respect my position. 182 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,520 Respect is all that I asked for. 183 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,000 I think we're done here. 184 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,440 Thank you. 185 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,560 Canon Fox, good morning. 186 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,880 - To what do we owe the pleas... - This isn't a social call I'm afraid. 187 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,880 It is with a heavy heart 188 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,400 that on the orders of Bishop Reynard I must suspend you 189 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:37,960 with immediate effect. 190 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,600 I don't understand. 191 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:44,120 We have been informed that you have broken the seal of the confessional. 192 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,160 Father Brown is incapable of such a thing. 193 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,920 Who has made this complaint? 194 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,760 - I'm not at liberty to say. - Oh, but you believe it. 195 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,840 Do you? 196 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,240 I will carry out an investigation 197 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,240 the findings of which will be sent to Rome 198 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,640 for the attention of His Holiness. 199 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,160 I can assure you I am entirely innocent. 200 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,880 I do hope that's true. 201 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:11,560 Alas, if found guilty, your excommunication 202 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,200 will be confirmed. 203 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,720 Ah, Father. You're here. 204 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,720 None of this makes any sense. 205 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,680 We take these accusations extremely seriously. 206 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:31,280 However, Father Brown may remain here for now. 207 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,600 And how are we supposed to manage without our priest? 208 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,640 Father Featherstone has kindly agreed to step into the breach 209 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,360 - until this matter is resolved. - But he's... 210 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,000 He's not even from this diocese. 211 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,200 Arrangements have been made. 212 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,240 Good day, Mrs McCarthy. 213 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,920 How nice to see you again. 214 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,760 Father? 215 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,160 In here. 216 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,360 Father. 217 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,320 How can you defend yourself 218 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,320 if they won't tell you anything about this allegation? 219 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,240 The seal of the confessional is sacrosanct. 220 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,520 - Don't worry, I'm sure everything will... - Yes. 221 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,400 Yes, I'm sure everything will be just grand. 222 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,680 I don't mean to intrude. 223 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,240 So, about this complaint. 224 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,640 It wouldn't have been made by someone of great influence, would it? 225 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,880 Complaint? 226 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,840 I've been accused of breaking the seal. 227 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,880 I'm sorry to hear that. 228 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,200 Could someone show me to my room? 229 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,320 Certainly, Father. 230 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,240 I only hope it isn't too "provincial" for you. 231 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,600 My men are on the case. 232 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,800 But as our prime suspect didn't speak to any guests 233 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,760 he's proving difficult to identify. 234 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,600 I should have told you. 235 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,000 I saw him talking to Father Brown. 236 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,880 Why am I not surprised? 237 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,480 Thank you for your time. 238 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,120 Until this man is caught I don't want either of you out of my sight. 239 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,960 In that case perhaps someone else should take over at the Enquirer. 240 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,400 Someone with the right experience. 241 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,960 Oh, I will oversee your editorship. 242 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,360 I thought you'd retired? 243 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,320 So I'll have time to train him up. 244 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,520 Actually, I'm not sure it's for me. 245 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,960 Going to stand on your own two feet are you? 246 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,800 With your reputation? 247 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,840 Trust me, this will be the making of you. 248 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,840 Of course. I'll head to Fleet Street as soon as this is all over. 249 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,040 Good. 250 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,840 This was your intention all along, wasn't it? 251 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,080 To use him as your puppet. 252 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,920 Your editor by proxy. 253 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,920 He'll just need some guidance at first. 254 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,320 And your editorials. 255 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,120 Well then it's perhaps time I used my own opinion. 256 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,560 Fallen off the wagon have we? 257 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160 Course not. 258 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,360 Then why are you being obstreperous? 259 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,360 I really can't fathom why. 260 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,360 I was so very saddened to hear about your predicament. 261 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,296 Though I do suppose that means you won't be getting under my feet anymore. 262 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,680 So, every cloud... 263 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,320 How can I help you, Inspector? 264 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,880 I gather you spoke to the man who caused the altercation yesterday. 265 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,240 You really should have said. 266 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,400 He seems to bear a grudge against Lord Hawthorne 267 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,680 for something he printed. 268 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,240 That's all I know. 269 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,640 That's all I need. 270 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,440 By the way, what will people call you now? 271 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,560 Mr Brown? 272 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,320 You'll always be "The Padre" to me. 273 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,280 Father, the cufflink. 274 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,720 Now, if you can find the owner of that cufflink 275 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,440 then you have found the culprit 276 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,520 and Lord Hawthorne will have to come to his senses. 277 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:01,960 The milk is off. 278 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,000 Isn't that the last straw? 279 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,800 Garlic. 280 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,680 Mrs Beckett's! 281 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,480 How did you know I was here? 282 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,280 A hunch. 283 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:39,840 I recalled that Mrs Beckett sells garlic, which she grows behind her BandB. 284 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,040 Might I ask your full name? 285 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,480 Stanley Buchanan. Why? 286 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,560 Do you recognise this? 287 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,080 Should I? 288 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,920 I believe that it belongs to the person who shot Lord Hawthorne. 289 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,960 I heard on the wireless. I'm just sorry it's not more serious. 290 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,560 He thinks you're responsible. 291 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,200 Perhaps he should look closer to home. 292 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,400 What do you mean by that? 293 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,880 His wife was looking rather murderous at the party 294 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,000 right after she received a package. 295 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,720 Nothing to do with me, I hasten. 296 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,800 Then why don't you go to the police. 297 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,240 Allow them to eliminate you from their enquiries. 298 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,800 I don't trust them, Father. 299 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,560 We have history. 300 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,640 Because you're a homosexual? 301 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,680 And Lord Hawthorne put that in print and made you a pariah. 302 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,720 And thanks to Hawthorne, I'm an exile in my own country. 303 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,760 Work, family, friends, the only man I ever loved, all gone. 304 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,120 You hide your disgust well, Father. 305 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,480 I have none to hide. 306 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,760 How were you incriminated? 307 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,920 An unjust encounter with the law. 308 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,480 I haven't done anything! 309 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,640 Afterwards they searched my university rooms. 310 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,960 Found love letters. 311 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,200 Proof of my inclinations. 312 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,280 Did your friend suffer the same fate? 313 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,000 Thankfully his letters weren't submitted as evidence. 314 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,320 Sergeant McNally's testimony was enough. 315 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,200 He claimed I'd been caught in a compromising position with another man. 316 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,520 One who conveniently escaped as I was arrested. 317 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,760 He perjured himself. 318 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,800 I refused to deny who I am. 319 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,200 For which you have, no doubt, paid a high price. 320 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,600 My time on remand left its mark on me 321 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,240 so I agreed to hormone therapy 322 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,400 to avoid a custodial sentence. 323 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,880 Chemical castration. 324 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,880 I'm so sorry. 325 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,280 But if I am indeed cured 326 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,800 then why do I feel so dead inside? 327 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,880 - You will find solace in God. - Oh, it's too late for that, Father. 328 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,360 I will find out who is responsible. 329 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,760 Thank you for leading me straight to him, Padre. 330 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,080 I'm arresting you for the attempted murder of Lord Hawthorne. 331 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,176 - I didn't do it! - You are not obliged to say anything 332 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,400 but anything you do say may be given in evidence. 333 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Trust me! 334 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,200 If it wasn't him, who else could it be? 335 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,480 Apparently, Lady Hawthorne received a package at the party 336 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,680 which angered her. 337 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,120 Right enough, she did look very upset before the speech. 338 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,360 I didn't see her then. 339 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,360 Nor her son Gabe for that matter. 340 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,640 Evening mass! Whoever heard of such a thing. 341 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,680 The arrogance of that man. 342 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,560 Father, are you sure you really want to face this? 343 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,840 God is testing me. 344 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,760 But I have faith that the truth will out. 345 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,120 I know this must be unsettling to see me up here. 346 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,600 But let me assure you that one thing will never change. 347 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,040 God's love for us. 348 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,840 So we must honour that love 349 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,120 by resisting temptation 350 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,080 being kind, standing up for what is right. 351 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,040 He will... 352 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,800 We will disappoint Him. 353 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:06,720 But as long as you confess your sins 354 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,600 and truly repent... 355 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,080 then all will be forgiven. 356 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,360 Thank you for coming. 357 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,240 Godspeed. 358 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,520 I realise this must be difficult for you. 359 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:27,760 Well, I must admit it's a novel experience, being in the congregation of your own church. 360 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,680 And Mrs McCarthy. 361 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,120 I fear we didn't set off on the right foot. 362 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,120 Tea is in order, and perhaps some of your legendary scones? 363 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,400 My scones are only for the rightful priest of this parish. 364 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,520 Father? 365 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,640 I think it best that you keep a low profile. 366 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:53,040 Your presence here will not help the congregation accept Father Featherstone. 367 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,560 With respect Canon Fox, this is surely a temporary situation 368 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,920 because you will find out the truth, won't you? 369 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,920 Lord Hawthorne! 370 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,720 It's good to see you up and about. 371 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,440 It takes far more than that to take down my husband. 372 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:11,080 Well, it seems that your reputation as an amateur sleuth is justified. 373 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,800 Then please heed my advice and reinstate your protection. 374 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,680 - Perhaps that's for the best. - Nonsense. 375 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,680 Mallory has his man. I'm perfectly safe now. 376 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,320 Come along. 377 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,560 Did you see that? 378 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,640 Yes. 379 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,560 Trouble in paradise, perhaps? 380 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,680 Your motive couldn't be any clearer. 381 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,200 Revenge on Lord Hawthorne for fulfilling his moral duty. 382 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,360 Moral duty? 383 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,760 As you're perfectly aware 384 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,160 what you do is illegal. 385 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,320 Which serves only to make others like me vulnerable to blackmail. 386 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,480 And police corruption 387 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,320 as I know only too well. 388 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,320 The law protects those who are normal from being converted. 389 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,520 So you think I could convert you? 390 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,880 What are you implying? 391 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,000 Well, if it's that easy. 392 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,560 I was talking about the suggestable. 393 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,640 Oh, believe me Inspector, you're quite safe. 394 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,320 Men like myself pose no threat to anyone, and yet 395 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,440 we are perceived to be worse than murderers. 396 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,680 Can't you see that's wrong? 397 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,520 All I see is that what you do is perverted. 398 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,840 Then perhaps you should consider why you feel so threatened by it. 399 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:21,960 Enough. 400 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,280 Now, you told Lord Hawthorne that his actions have consequences. 401 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,720 A statement of intent if ever I heard one. 402 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,080 If I was going to shoot him would I really have made a scene in public first? 403 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,120 You have no evidence. 404 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440 No gun. 405 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,800 I'd say your position hangs on a very delicate thread. 406 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,960 My position? 407 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,560 I can only imagine what your superiors will say 408 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,920 when the real perpetrator finishes the job. 409 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,360 I saw the light on. 410 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,640 I can't sleep. 411 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:57,880 No. 412 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,760 Maybe a game of dominoes? 413 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Why not? 414 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,160 Yeah. Take your mind off things. 415 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,800 Whatever would I do without you, Mrs McCarthy? 416 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,360 I suppose you know who is sleeping like a baby? 417 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,880 I'm not so sure. 418 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,320 Well, let me tell you. 419 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,600 No one was impressed by that performance of his in church today. 420 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,400 Is that who I think it is? 421 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,560 At this time of night? 422 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,320 Police! Now! 423 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,840 Someone's trying to kill me. 424 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920 I arrived just after the incident. 425 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,840 Unfortunately I didn't see anyone. 426 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,080 And all staff were present and correct after the shooting? 427 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,160 I'm sure of it. Only these two were unaccounted for. 428 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,840 I've been having trouble sleeping. 429 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,880 I had to go for a walk to clear my head. 430 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,960 As did I. 431 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,680 Together? 432 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,960 No. 433 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,000 And did you happen to see anything suspicious? 434 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,000 If we had don't you think we would've said something? 435 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,160 Uh, sir? 436 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,040 I found this hidden in the wood. 437 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,880 We'll get it checked but it looks like a match 438 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,960 for the bullet that was fired at you, my Lord. 439 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,400 I could have been killed because of your incompetence. 440 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,760 If it is the same weapon then you have my assurance 441 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,880 that we will catch the real culprit. 442 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,720 You no longer have my full confidence, Inspector. 443 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,880 You asked to see me, Lord Hawthorne? 444 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,360 I should have listened to you. 445 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,960 And perhaps I wasn't entirely fair. 446 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,160 - Entirely? - But if you find out who's behind it 447 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,080 then we can forget about the other business. 448 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,560 The other business is my calling. 449 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,640 My vocation. 450 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,000 - My home. - Then you should have fallen into line. 451 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,160 I serve God. 452 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,600 Not parishioners with a God complex. 453 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,000 Are you going to help me or not? 454 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,920 - I will need the guest list for the party. - It's yours. 455 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,360 Lady Hawthorne and your son. 456 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,840 Are they proficient... We're a shooting family. 457 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,360 I'll do all I can. 458 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,160 Oh, but you better hurry. 459 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:10,040 By the end of the day wheels will have been set in motion which I cannot stop. 460 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,400 There was no "FL" on the guest list. 461 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,800 Lady Hawthorne and Gabe were conspicuously absent during the second shooting. 462 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,320 I can't believe Lady Hawthorne is responsible. 463 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,800 Besides, wouldn't a cufflink suggest it's a man? 464 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,560 I get the impression Gabe wants to break free from his father. 465 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,360 But would he attempt patricide for that reason? 466 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,880 There is another person 467 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,200 who was missing when Lord Hawthorne was shot. 468 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,840 The same person who's contraption we heard last night. 469 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,960 I will speak to Father Featherstone. 470 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,840 Could you try and find out what was in the package 471 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,600 that was delivered to Lady Hawthorne? 472 00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,880 I will do my very best, Father. 473 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,560 And don't you worry. 474 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,320 We are going to put an end to this... 475 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,720 this madness. 476 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,920 I thought a tour of the village might be in order. 477 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,360 I'd like that. 478 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,600 Have you met Bucephalus? 479 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,200 Named after Alexander the Great's war horse. 480 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,640 Ah. This beauty is Jude. 481 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,840 Named after the priest who inspired my calling. 482 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,440 Inspired? In what way? 483 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,560 I was quite the delinquent, if you can believe that. 484 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,440 He straightened me out. Showed me the path to God. 485 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,280 Then you have come far. 486 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,320 I couldn't help but hear Jude last night. 487 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,800 Just before the latest shooting. 488 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,400 I went to see Lord Hawthorne. 489 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,880 Just as well really as he was quite unsettled after what happened. 490 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,200 At mass, Lord Hawthorne's arrival unsettled you. 491 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,240 Just at the point where you were talking about doing the right thing. 492 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,520 Nerves got the better of me. 493 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,880 Or perhaps you are painfully aware. 494 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,640 Lord Hawthorne's allegation against me is false. 495 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,920 Father, I know that Kembleford is not your natural habitat 496 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,840 so why would you agree to come here? 497 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,560 Do you really think I had a choice? 498 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,880 If you're quite finished, I need to get cleaned up. 499 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,480 I'll give the tour a miss. 500 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,560 Thank you. 501 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,800 Lady Hawthorne. 502 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,880 How nice to see a friendly face. 503 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,640 Well, a friend in need. 504 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,400 After what happened last night, I thought you might want some company. 505 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,320 Thank you, but I'm fine. 506 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,600 Would you like one? 507 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,640 At this hour? Uh, no, no I think not. 508 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,680 I wouldn't normally, but with a madman on the loose... 509 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,760 Yes. 510 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,680 I'll ask Danby to get you some tea. 511 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,360 Oh, thank you. 512 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,440 What are you doing? 513 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,960 I am sorry, Lady Hawthorne... MARGOT: Get out! 514 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,000 Did you really have no idea? 515 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,200 When Arthur had his health scare... 516 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,520 there was a young woman at the hospital. 517 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,240 He said she found him on the street, but I knew he was lying. 518 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,480 Of course, he was repentant. 519 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,800 Assured me it was a one off. 520 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,720 - I see. - He moved here to mollify me. 521 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,680 Away from distractions. 522 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,520 So I'm just going to burn those and forget it. 523 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,760 Do you really think you can forget? 524 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,160 My husband was an adulterer. 525 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,840 I chose not to live a lie. 526 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,800 And I haven't regretted that for a single second. 527 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,080 I won't ruin him or shame Gabe. 528 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,880 Bridget. 529 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,680 Please promise me you won't tell anyone about this. 530 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,520 Rest assured, Lady Hawthorne, I can be the soul of discretion. 531 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,040 I saw the photographs with my own eyes. 532 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,160 Can you believe the hypocrisy of that man? 533 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,920 Lady Hawthorne would appear to have the most compelling motive 534 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 and yet... 535 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,240 I get the impression Father Featherstone is here against his will. 536 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,200 - Now, that's exactly what Mrs Herbert thought. - Who? 537 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,080 His parish secretary in Chelsea. I've just spoken to her on the telephone. 538 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,080 And she, for the life of her, couldn't understand 539 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,600 how he would willingly accept a post like this. 540 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,320 Did she say why? 541 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:08,480 Oh, because he had his eye on becoming an Archbishop, would you believe? 542 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,040 Well then, it all makes sense. 543 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,240 - Does it? - We haven't got much time. 544 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,400 So which one of you was it then? 545 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,040 God knows it should have been me. 546 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,960 Perhaps it's one of your mistresses? 547 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,320 I received those at the party. 548 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,840 From who? 549 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,600 Ugh, of course. 550 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,160 Now, you stay there. 551 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,480 All the things he said about me. 552 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,080 He acts like he's some kind of moral guardian but he's nothing more than a philanderer. 553 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,560 We'll draw a line under it. 554 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,880 Kembleford is a new start. 555 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,800 Do you really think he can change? 556 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,920 Look at what he's turned you into. 557 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,200 You are so much better than this. 558 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,960 I gather you had a stellar career mapped out. 559 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,800 Which makes me wonder why you agreed to come here. 560 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,920 Did Lord Hawthorne make you an offer you couldn't refuse? 561 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:28,160 I am complicit in a great injustice. 562 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,760 Yours. 563 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,320 I don't think it's going to work out with Father Brown. 564 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,520 Oh, he'll come round. 565 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,880 If not, I want you to take over. 566 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,400 Here? 567 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,560 I... I'm flattered, but you know my ambitions. 568 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,680 One year. Help me settle in. 569 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,960 - Then I'll pull some strings. - A promotion? 570 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,880 Bishop by 35, I'd imagine. 571 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,440 A meteoric rise. 572 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,400 Do we have a deal? 573 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,640 Of course. But what about... Father Brown? 574 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,200 Ah, just leave him to me. 575 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,560 I had no idea he would stoop this low. 576 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,040 Is that why you went to see him last night? 577 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,600 I went to tell him I couldn't be a part of it. 578 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,800 And now I must leave the priesthood. 579 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,400 No. 580 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,280 You know if you confess and repent, God will forgive you. 581 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,360 As will I. 582 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,320 When I tell the truth, Arthur will ensure that I am excommunicated. 583 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,560 Which is nothing less than I deserve. 584 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,720 Resigning really is the only honourable way out. 585 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,040 And what then? 586 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,640 I will find a new way to serve God. 587 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,000 Somewhere far away from here. 588 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,320 Ah, there you are. 589 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,600 Time for our chat. 590 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,360 My findings are to be sent to Rome in the morning. 591 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,640 Lord Hawthorne has fabricated this allegation. 592 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,280 And why exactly would he do that? 593 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,640 I cannot break the seal of the confessional. 594 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,480 Then my hands are tied. 595 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,360 On behalf of Bishop Reynard I'd like to thank you for your many years of service. 596 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,560 It has been... 597 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,440 memorable knowing you if nothing else. 598 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,280 I have something to say. 599 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,560 Who went to Cambridge? 600 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,720 I beg your pardon? 601 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,240 I had a pair of these myself. 602 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,400 Yes, I used to like to tread the boards. 603 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,120 - You need to know that... - No! 604 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,640 He doesn't. 605 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,800 Thank you. 606 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,040 He really doesn't. 607 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,320 Must dash. 608 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,840 They're sure? 609 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,360 Ballistics confirmed the rifle fired both bullet, sir. 610 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,720 - Fingerprints? - - Wiped clean. 611 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,400 We need something to go on. 612 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,640 Our ruddy necks are on the line here, Sergeant! 613 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,720 Ours, sir? 614 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,880 You're free to go. 615 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,560 I'm waiting for my apology. 616 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,160 Oh, I'm sure we'll be seeing you again. 617 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,800 Father? 618 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,720 What can I do for you? 619 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,880 The shot into your father's study was a miss. 620 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,880 So I assume you only meant to scare him 621 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,000 as by all accounts you are an excellent shot. 622 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,480 I don't understand. 623 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,960 Nn FL. nn. 624 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,560 Not as I first presumed, someone's initials 625 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,920 but the Footlights... 626 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,960 the comedy review society at Cambridge. 627 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,440 The university from which you have just graduated. 628 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,920 I wasn't a member. Ask anyone. 629 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,680 No, but somebody at the party was. 630 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,800 That's where you met. 631 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,760 - You are the love that Stanley lost. - I don't know what you are talking about. 632 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,960 You couldn't bear for him to go back to prison. 633 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,960 So you took the second shot 634 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,240 and left the rifle to be found. 635 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,600 I think you should leave. 636 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,720 I will not betray your confidence. 637 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,720 You have my word. 638 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,720 I tried, I really did. 639 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,160 I courted so many women, and even the publicity 640 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,760 so No one would ever guess who I truly desired. 641 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,480 He was my English tutor. 642 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,720 And it just felt right. 643 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,280 You disappeared from the party. 644 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,880 I assume you went to find him. 645 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,600 Yes. 646 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,040 What are you doing? 647 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,640 When Stanley was first arrested, I... 648 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,760 ! was terrified the police would come after me. 649 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,800 But they never did. 650 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,680 And I never dared look at a man that way again. 651 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,160 Where is your father? 652 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,840 I have no idea. 653 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,360 We need to find him. 654 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,600 Those consequences you mentioned. 655 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,280 I'm going to need the negatives. 656 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,480 - What? - Don't play me for a fool. 657 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,040 For the photographs you sent to my wife. 658 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,240 I'll pay you. 659 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,360 And then you never come near my family ever again. 660 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,480 Alright. They're in my car. 661 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760 Show me. 662 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:12,400 Ah! Father Featherstone, heaven sent. May I borrow Jude? 663 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,720 - It's an emergency. - Oh, it's the least I could do. 664 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,680 Your car appears to be missing. 665 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,400 It was never here. 666 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,520 You've got it all wrong you see. 667 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,160 This is the consequence I was talking about. 668 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,840 Get off! 669 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,680 He's been released. 670 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,000 Sergeant! We need to find Lord Hawthorne as a matter of urgency. 671 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,840 I've just seen him, Father, driving up 672 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,760 towards Chipping Point with Stanley Buchanan. 673 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,200 - I'm going to tell the Inspector. - We'll see you there. 674 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,760 No! Father, wait! 675 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,560 Get him off me! 676 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,680 Stanley! 677 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,280 I understand now. 678 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,400 Lord Hawthorne didn't just report your arrest, did he? 679 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880 What do you mean? 680 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,560 Your father must've known about us. 681 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,360 A few weeks ago, I saw him with the man who arrested me 682 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,880 and suddenly it all made sense. 683 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,160 My arrest, the perjury, he set it up. 684 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,000 And you were protected 685 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,000 even though the police found your letters. 686 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,760 I saved you from a life of filth! 687 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,200 And signed your own death warrant. 688 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,440 If you do this you will hang! 689 00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,640 Don't you see, Father? 690 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,080 I was always going to hell with Arthur. 691 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,320 Where I belong. 692 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,360 You have much to look forward to. 693 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,680 No, that's not true. 694 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,600 Who do you think got you released? 695 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,920 I shot at him so they would let you go. 696 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,080 You did what? 697 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,080 You'll be rid of him now. Find someone else. 698 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,160 - Live a good life. - - I don't want anyone else. 699 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,240 Gabe! 700 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,960 My body is changing. 701 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,400 I've taken female hormones. 702 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,840 To cure me. 703 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,920 But you don't need to be cured. 704 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,480 Stanley, please. Just let him go and we can be together again. 705 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,320 No son of mine is queer. 706 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,560 Stanley for the sake of your immortal soul, let him go. 707 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,160 Hasn't he done enough damage already? 708 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,280 You're not worth it. 709 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,560 Lord Hawthorne. 710 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,160 Given the injustice Stanley has suffered 711 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,560 perhaps you could overlook his intemperate-... 712 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,720 I will overlook nothing. 713 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,160 You will be excommunicated. 714 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,880 You will be back behind bars and you will take over the Enquirer. 715 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,480 I don't think so. 716 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,240 Not when I've got quite the story to tell. 717 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,360 "Lord Hawthorne's adultery shame." 718 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,360 Where's the proof? 719 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,000 Remiss of you not to check really. 720 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,560 You wouldn't destroy your own legacy. 721 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,200 After what you've done to Stanley 722 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,600 it'd be a pleasure. 723 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,240 Lord Hawthorne. 724 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,280 Everything alright, sir? 725 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,280 Just straightening out a little misunderstanding, that's all. 726 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,600 You're not safe out here without protection. Let me escort you home. 727 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,000 I don't see the point. 728 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,280 It's abundantly clear to me that you are useless. 729 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,280 I can't believe you just did that. 730 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Father. 731 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,800 How can we ever repay you? 732 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,480 Well, there is just one small thing. 733 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,520 Why are your bags packed? 734 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,480 Oh no, darling. They're yours. 735 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,080 Those photographs were taken by a private detective you see. 736 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,640 I wanted to see how genuine you were 737 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,840 after your indiscretion. 738 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,040 No, thank you. 739 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,400 I will never be unfaithful again. 740 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,280 It's immaterial now. 741 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,840 I've just been writing my own column. 742 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,680 It feels so liberating not to be churning out your hate. 743 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,480 And who's going to publish you? 744 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,120 Well you of course. In the Enquirer. 745 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,360 Don't be ridiculous. 746 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,400 I assume you want me to maintain a dignified silence? 747 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,960 I know how you hate to become the story. 748 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:17,480 It would seem, Father, that I'm not as incompatible with the church as I thought. 749 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,960 Thanks to you. 750 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,760 Well, I'm glad to have you back in the fold. 751 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,200 - And Lord Hawthorne? - Has decided not to retire after all. 752 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,680 - He's gone back to London. - London? 753 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,880 Best place for him. 754 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,920 And you're off to see the world, I hear. 755 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,000 With my companion. 756 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,600 God be with you. 757 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,720 Once again, Father, I can't tell you how relieved I am 758 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,800 that this was all a misunderstanding. 759 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,240 A relief indeed. 760 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,040 All's well that ends... 761 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,040 well. 762 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,720 - Back to Chelsea? - Ah, not for long. 763 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,200 I've decided to set sail to Swaziland. 764 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,440 Swazi... As a missionary? 765 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,320 You gave me a second chance, Father. 766 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,520 From now on I owe it to God to help those who need me most. 767 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,160 Well, that's very admirable indeed. 768 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,400 And I believe someone has a gift for you. 769 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,200 Oh, yes. 770 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,800 Just a few strawberry scones, award winning. 771 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,480 By way of apology for having been less than welcoming. 772 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,200 How thrilling. 773 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,680 I do hope you'll keep in touch. 774 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,320 - Godspeed. - Goodbye. 775 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,440 God bless. 776 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,680 I don't think I could handle another replacement, Father. 777 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,960 I can assure you, Mrs McCarthy, I have no intention of going anywhere. 778 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,920 Well, that is a relief. 779 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,040 You may not be as... as sprightly 780 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,480 but there's no substitute for experience.